lady-dovahkiin:

It’s a fucking 1 dollar bill

annemarina:

ATTENTION: I need attention

yourtubes:

*gets 0 notes on selfie*

I’m saving myself for god anyway 

kusakaryuuji:

taking selfies w/ friends like

image

(Source: leafwhirlwind)

snapchatting:

you are under arrest for being attractive and ruining my life

sidnugget:

I get offended when panera asks me if I want bread, chips or an apple ummm look at me do you think I came here for chips or an apple give me a whole loaf of bread with a side of bread

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i’m responsible for this nerd until tomorrow. stupid baby can’t even talk wtf. whatever meet my child “bong iver”

there is power in king’s blood

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

(Source: edmuretullys)

ta-ble:

wife of Souljaboy Tellem

ojenroc:

2rich2care:

kawaii no matter what

kawaii aint jus some thang bruh its a lifestyle you gotta be ready to die for that shit being kawaii

longlivesherlock:

whorville:

whorville:

Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?

The C

I FUCKING GET IT NOW IT TOOK ME LIKE 20 MINS