(Source: roughrimjob)
GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD
PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS
AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.
BRAINS OVER BRAWN.
MIND OVER MATTER.
PAPER OVER ROCK.
You clever little shit.
then what the fuck does scissors mean
lesbians
what
(Source: mettaworldpeacee)
(Source: tastefullyoffensive)
hi five!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HI FIVE CHARIZARD
MY NIGGA
(Source: yugoslave4u)
my sexuality is ‘people tell me im cute but no one actually wants to smooch me wtf is wrong with you assholes’
gonna jerk it then get my life together
white lips, pale face, choking on my toothpaste
why are girls so cute like god damn curves and boobs and those legs and your hair and your skin and your voices and just like hot damn girls in thigh highs and maid outfits and oversized sweaters and messy hair and piercings and dresses
GIRLS
(Source: glassskin)
2014 is in less than 6 months just let that sink in
skills i have mastered
- not texting back
- procrastinating
- eating copious amounts of food in one setting
- painting my nails like a blind pre-schooler
- sleeping a lot
- being single